I have to promise myself that I will put up a blog entry at least every other day because too much and I mean WAAYY TOO MUCH mayhem and foolishness happen to me everyday. I sincerely believe that I have a magnetic pulse in my soul that attracts crazy people! Does anybody else have this? I going to contact every shaman, witchdoctor, seer, soothsayer, and voodoo practitioner in this physical plane of existence to figure this shit out.
Here is an example of the random craziness in my life; Monday March 17, 2008
Today was street cleaning day for my street. I wake up and take my mother to work at approximately 8:00am (Street cleaning isn’t until 12:00pm). I return home, park in front of my house - A FEW HOURS LATER – I come out to move the car, it is now about 11:13am, well what do you know; there is a short plump female meter maid or ticket specialist or parking officer or whatever the hell they call themselves now. Anyhow, he was in the midst of writing me a ticket. To make a long story short…I did not cuss him out like some of you may have guess or like I would have wanted too. Instead I put on my smooth masculine charm, and charmed the fat off of that ticket giving beast. I have to give thanks and praise to my lord and savior Jesus Christ for blessing me with such an understanding and helpful and easily charmed meter bitch (I thought meter maids were notorious for being jackass pricks who just had a kidney stone pass…) Ya Know?!?!
Besides that little mishap, nothing spectacular happened to me today. But something awful did transpire in my lovely city by the bay I like to call
RANDOMNESS LIST:
Full moon tonight, its so nice and big and shiny. Who ever thought it looked like cheese? Beware of them Werewolves. They do love the human meat and their favorite treats are; hearts, kidneys, and livers.
OMG! Lipstick Jungle ‘s season finale airs tonight at 10:00pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was my replacement show for Heroes, Army Wives, and other shows that disappeared due to that nasty little writers strike. Lipstick Jungle is absolutely and amazing show. It has sex scandals, betrayal, deceit, plunder, and nepotism to name a few. But when this show goes off I will have nothing to watch? OH NO! I guess I’ll have to catch up on Gossip Girl, I hear it has to scandalousness I so desire in life.
BEYONCE NEWS ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bootylicious Beyonce has signed for YET ANOTHER film (mouth waters, heart pounds uncontrollably). It’s a thriller title Obsessed (sounds right out my alley, lol) The bodatious babe Beyonce will play the wife of a very successful businessman (Idris Elba ) who begins to be stalked by a temp (Heroes Ali Larter) CLICK HERE for more info
(If you do not click the “CLICK HERE” button, I will know. And I will be forced to devour your soul!!!!!!!)
What else, what else…Boy, it sure was windy today.
Alrighty my dears, until next blog :D
Happy Spring!!!/Spring Equinox
Happy Persian New Year!!!
1 comment:
enjoy your spring break dear! i just got off of mine..boo.
i would much rather have spent it in san fran than here in freezing old cleveland. yuck, yuck yuck.
be good on your break!
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