No Sex in the Champagne Room! (Parking Lot)

(I wrote this yesterday but didn’t get around to posting...better late than never)

Hello World!!!

Well, well, well my day was as eventful as ever. I got up this morning and did my regular thing –shower, breakfast, drive to school, etc.- when I was looking for a parking space this morning and found one all the at the far end of lot. I was in a rush and therefore pissed I had to park so far. Anyway, right before I got out of the car I noticed the car next to me (black Honda civic) was rocking a bit. The windows were all fogged up, I was like, “it ain’t raining...” you know how car windows fog up in the rain. Well, it turned out to be 2 Mexicans doing the nasty (at like 9:45am on a Wednesday in a college parking lot...Ha-ha...) OK OK OK, so they finished up (EWW) and got out of the car and the guy looks at me like I’m crazy and the girl was copulating with has this big ass grind plastered al over her face. I thought to myself, "who in their right mind makes a booty call before first period?!?!?!" I didn’t have to time to cuss them out for being reckless and nasty in public nor did I have to time conceal the look of terror and confusion on my face. Already being 30 minutes late for class (another story that will never be told) I haul my ass up a hill and through the quad.

I knew getting material for this blog would not be a difficult feat; my life is a perpetual shit show! LOL!

I was listening to Chris Brown’s “With You” and quickly realized that he stole the melody from my girl Beyonce’s “Irreplaceable” (To the left, to the left…lol). Who gave him that right??????????????????? Well maybe the melodies just sound similar…

“Black history is no mystery if you study it every day” Josie Teal